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Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Snape: Yes.
Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Snape: Ob
Umbridge:
Snape:
Umbridge:
Snape:
Umbridge:
Snape:
Umbridge:
Snape: viously.
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i love how us europeans are coming together to laugh at other europeans
(via cryingbutsmiling)
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I like how no country ever votes for England because it’s secretly a political thing and countries only ever votes for it’s friends.
England has no friends.
we only have free health care and the queen.
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Europe, are you okay?
we’ve been hit by
we’ve been struck by
eurovision songcontest
(via cryingbutsmiling)
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Does anyone actually watch Eurovision for any other reason than laughing at how flamboyantly homosexual our continent is
(via cryingbutsmiling)
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twincest ft mark gatiss
(via cryingbutsmiling)
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What if Loki appeared in the middle of the eurovision song contest in full costume and everybody thought he was a contestant and they where all like “are you going to sing or what?”
and then jedward come out and shoot laser beams out of their mouths and loki blows up
NO LOKI CAN’T BE DEFEATED BY JEDWARD FOR GOD’S SAKE!!
but jedward have the power of love
(via loki-assguard)
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Rachel Berry is to Glee as Gwen Cooper is to Torchwood.
That awkward character the writers continue to shove down the viewers’ throats despite the audience having way more interest in nearly every other character.
(via cryingbutsmiling)
